I wish they’d cut him loose already.
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I was turning channels and his turkey neck got me… damn it’s gonna knock someone out!
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My Meemaw would make ‘mater sammiches when she wasn’t slidin’ down the cellar stairs on her behind.
Time to give it up Big Guy and enjoy retirement while you can!
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sellng the Dyson fan
”it’s important to know” dead air while he thinks “this comes in colors” felt embarrased for him then contributed nothing while the rep gave some info
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The fake southern routine makes me cringe! They may have the same bra size, but he ain’t no Dolly Parton!
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It’s almost a given now that whatever he says after “it’s important to know” ISN’T.
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It’s just like his other favorite comment, “ This is remarkable.” If you say everything is remarkable, then nothing is.
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Who doesn’t love freshly caught, all natural, and wonderfully healthy 4 you, Faroe Island Salmon?
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The Diva robot has added a new phrase to his script. “We have colors, as you might imagine.”. He’s said it like 5 or 6 times since I started watching shortly after 8:00 pm. He also said at one point, “QVC is here to stay !”. What does he know that we don’t ?
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That’s kind of sad, really.
I wonder if it replaces, “it’s important to know that….”
I’ve heard the “here to stay” phrase a few times on both QVC and HSN this week. Must be their new “Age of Possibility” catchphrase.
I love how they’re emphasizing “here to stay” all while reducing easy pays to 2 installments!
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Diva is broadcasting live from his dressing room and it’s a real shitshow. So far:
- He keeps getting disconnected from his producer and is being pissy about it
- He has said “This works out very nicely” for about the 30th time, only 10 minutes into the show
- He’s panicking because no one can tell him the colors a pair of shoes comes in
- He gave colors for a pair of mini vacuums 6 times in 5 minutes
He’s also looking very unwell tonight. Seems extremely stressed out. I think this was intended to be a chatty, down home informal show but he’s very tightly wound.
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Is anyone watching David’s new show from his dressing room? It has been a total disaster!! First they started 5 minutes late and played commercials due to technical difficulties. Then David quickly lost communication with his producer, and he had no idea what colors the shoes he was showing came in, was unsure what to show next and was clearly upset. Someone kept coming in and out bringing a new device to hear the producer. Every time they left the dressing room, it stopped working. This woman must have been in and out 6 or 7 times. Then there was a buzzing sound, making it difficult to hear the Diva, people commenting on FB were complaining. Turns out it was a Dyson fan blowing on him, so he turned it off. The funniest part was while he was in the middle of talking about a product, the door would open and he would be told to move onto the next item. He would stop in mid sentence, put aside what he was talking about and grab another product. David is not a spontaneous person and was having a hard time…his standard go to phrases were flowing non stop. I think there’s going to be hell to pay for someone after the show is over. Diva was not happy.
Sorry…Yinzer gave a better recap than I did. Didn’t see the post.
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What’s the point of a show from a cramped dressing room???
David’s show sounds hilarious and annoying. 
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i watched less than 2 minutes on that
pathetic
QVC: just get back to selling items without all those gimmicks
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They should rebrand his dressing room show as Diva’s Dumpster Fire.
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Why in the world would they make him do a show like that? Surely it wasn’t his idea and they must’ve known that it was going to be super awkward with nowhere to hide (no one else with him to pick up the slack). Seems kind of cruel.
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I think anyone with a bit of sense is no longer employed by QVC. Do you see how young their production staff is now? I’m sure that’s the reason behind all the host abhorrent behavior. No one around to rein them in.
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