Melissa should have told the Bimbo to go on 50 Coffee Cake Dates to find “the one.”
That face washing is fucking gross…
Ha ! If she rolled it in balls and stuffed her face like she does on air, then if she still found “the one”, I would say she had found a perfect match.
her existence is fucking gross!
Please enlighten me as to how Melissa Rivers is relevant.
Without Joan,she has always been irrelevant.
Shawn looks hideous in this picture, her make up is ghastly, she looks 60+ years old.
OMG I thought it was a fake photo with her head plopped onto someone else’s body. Her face looks “plump” from that angle. And she does look older. Maybe she’s drunk?
My very first thought when I saw this photo: She’s intoxicated.
I think there was some editing done to her face.
…..and not for the best.
I was sure it was one of our great fake picture makers. In fact, I still am.
In the immortal words of Miss Swan … “She Looka Like A Man”

Have you noticed she never fails to talk about her low libido. She stated when she is not in the mood, she just rolls over and let’s him have it. Disgusting to say the least on a podcast for the Q. They were talking about menopause and Melissa said she sweats so much she uses towels to keep from sleeping in the wetness. Shawn said it didn’t bother her, she continues to sleep on wet sheets. She is a slob about her appearance and self care. She has a high opinion of herself. She stated she is high maintenance, whatever that means in her world.
I hope her child doesn’t take after her poor grooming habits. When they went to Wegman’s her daughter’s hair looked unkept..
I noticed that about her daughter too. I have a feeling that she didn’t look like that just because it was Christmas Eve. I bet she goes to school, church, everywhere with bed head. I used to teach elementary students and when they came to school with hair like that, clothes that clearly either came off of the floor or wrinkled from a laundry basket, super chapped lips/skin and never any moisturizer, teeth unbrushed, I would wonder why no adult had 10 minutes to care for that child. But look at Shawn. She’s a mess too.
I guess some women talk about their sex lives to other women - but usually to a best friend, one-to-one. Not on a podcast sponsored by their employer, and in those terms. She thinks she’s the new Howard Stern.
It was . I had to touch her up just a little.
iS SHAWN NO LONGER AT QVC
On vacay until mid Jan. I guess she’ll be back next week.
One can only wish, can’t stand her

