Menopause Monday for QVC

They are now presenting items called Menopause Monday. It was on at 3Pm with Sandra Bennett. I wonder if they will have Erectile Dysfunction for men over 50 on Tuesday. Whoever is in charge of programming needs serious help. I wonder how long this shopping site will self implode.

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Maybe Jen can host and have the d man as the product rep :joy::joy::joy:

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I read that on another posters message message and I laughed because I thought she was joking.
When I looked on items recently on Air I saw the show called Menopause Mondays! WTF!?!
Who came up with that name? Well we know who their audience is and I can imagine SB saying Welcome to Menopause Mondays where we talk about all things peri and post menopause, so grab your tea or Energy drink for those of you who are dragging, hanging or sagging and let me show you a few things: A fan for those 24/7 hot flashes, an endless supply on auto delivery of tranquilizers doctor approved because we all know we are bitchy, an anti depressiant in your choice and strength to keep those mood swings in check, 20 bottles of wine for those who don’t like to take medication.
We also have fugly opened toe shoes your great, great grandma wore, an assortment of chocolate, A vintage Jane Fonda workout video so you can remember those days when you could twist your body over 50 fabulous ways and a new bra by breeziest! Stay tuned for that one, it’s a new configuration in which you won’t have to lift your boobs into it.

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Lavinder would be the poster child for me to not want to have sex! Uggh there is nothing attractive about him at all and I shudder to think what he will look like in 5 years.

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i am in a couple of FB groups for the Q this Menoday show is the subject of discussion and not it a good way most say it’s stupid

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I agree! Who ever thought the name was a good idea is probably a man!

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How about Testosterone Tuesdays with Alberti.

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Alberti could have a podcast and ask a male OAP how often he has sex. Just like Shawn. Keeping it real.

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Haha, well done, Wabbit!

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On another site, a poster suggested Testicle Tuesday.

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Menopause Monday
Testicle Tuesday
Wrinkly Wednesday
Testosterone Thursday
FUPA Friday
Saggy Saturday
Sexual dysfunction Sunday

A little something for everyone in the Age of Possibility.

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I had to look up what FUPA is.

Yeah, I got it but me and planks
we don’t mix.

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I can’t imagine that you ask your guests how often they have sex. Then she states her husband is asking for more. Also, if she is tired, it is every two weeks. She stated she would never get married again. I do wonder if she is in love with him or just an obligation.

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I posted on Reddit about Menopause Monday and who could have thought up the name, 99% agreed with me the name was a negative but one person got her panties in a knot and the moderator Nazi removed the post as it was “causing too much discussion”

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I thought the whole point of Reddit was discussion. So weird. And welcome!

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:scream: Might I suggest Internal Affairs Tuesday, * a jam packed, fast paced two hour extravaganza where QVC staff share all the latest gossip and facts about whose sleeping with who at the Q!*

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Thanks! Now I need to figure this site out

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Yep Menapause Monday, what will Sandy being selling tomorrow? Large laptop size fans you can attache to your bras when you can feel a personal summer coming on even if you’re in the freezer section of the grocery store.
Maybe they can contract with LUME! You know with age and Menapause comes odor, and according to Dr. Shannon if we don’t use LUME, we just plain smell! The Q could really sell a lot of those to the over 98 crowd.
You can never have enough tshirts that say 50, 60, 70,80,90 or 100 is nifty.
How about a lot of cakes? Everyone gains weight with the big M so eat it all by yourself, who cares if you gain a pound
And don’t forget to everything tonight is on 10 ez pays since CIJ was so expensive yesterday

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That’s right. More engagement is good for the sub. Even if it’s controversial. But there’s no one more power mad than a Reddit mod. Legends in their own minds. Make the QVC Community mods look reasonable. :roll_eyes:

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