Jennifer Coffey - Get Over Yourself

:grin::roll_eyes::smirk: Mr. Prince Narwhal should consider himself fortunate that he didn’t “accidentally” tumble over the edge of Mount $haftya during the wedding ceremony.

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She needed time to get him to change the legal documents leaving everything to her… perhaps on the next trip some unfortunate turn of events will occur…

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Today on the Beekman show she looks like a balloon that lost its hellium.

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or a flat tire with really bad makeup and LOTTSA LOTTSA wrinkles!

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:tropical_drink: Looks to me like a whole lotta drinkin’ goin’ on.

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Check to see if she’s put in a new patio lately… :eyes:

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The Black Widow and her Backyard Bone Yard.

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:grin: The esteemed Jennifer Coffey-Narwhal (?), serving as an inspiration to millions at one of her many Vision Board Manifestation Seminars.

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I found this on her Instagram page. A woman in her then late 40’s to be obsessed with a member of a band and calls him her husband. She acts just like a teenager or pre teen out of her mind. I saw a comment on IG last night where someone said if Jen manifested long enough she might get married to Chris Martin one day.

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Wow. So she had an obsession with Chris Martin, fantasizing he was her husband, and inspired by one of his songs, permanently inked her body with images of birds. I wonder if he knew about this before coming on QVC and if he fortified the original configuration of security on which he had planned.

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:hatching_chick::baby_chick::hatched_chick: No doubt in my mind that she made it a point (or should I say a project) of showing him her tattoos, and a generous portion of her bare back and shoulder. She couldn’t have been any more obvious if she tried. Gushing, giggling fourteen year old.

And once again I ask … :male_detective: WHERE WAS PRINCE NARWHAL ?

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Could her miracle man have decided all this juvenile nonsense was too much and disappeared from her clutches?

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Funny that pubic bone “liked” said post-yes keratin you are deep into your fast from social media… NOT

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Jen’s behavior is the female version of thinking the stripper really likes you. The band is just there to make money and she fawns like a smitten adolescent.

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That post was from April of 2021, so she wouldn’t have had to come off of her fast back then. I find Jen’s behavior exceedingly immature though. Yikes. And where is Davi? Something seems very off.

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Oops didn’t see that-thanks for clarifying.

Maybe they will show up in a video again, DRUNK!

Can we see Jen’s tatts through the hiddy chiffon. Gold embellished bow blouse which looks like Skunky’s Studio Park bow blouse from 2023. I’m thinking that’s the only reason she wore it. I think it’s so cringe of her calling Chris Martin her fantasy husband especially after she recently had her dream wedding and loves bragging about her new real life husband.

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