I suspect the 2 women he has interacted with are Mother and JT
5 Likes
I also bought one of his cookbooks he first came out withâŚdonated the worthless thing to the Salvation Army âŚ
Heâs only had maybe three women in his life, his mother, Jill Bauer ( remember they were bffâs so close the public thought they were a couple in real life) and his hunaay tugboat.
1 Like
Isnât Tara Tempty a friend or was that just pretend?
Whatâs wrong with the 
?
They are (or at least were) friends. Didnât Diva give Tara away at her wedding ?
1 Like
I forgot that Diva and Jill were good friends at one time.
1 Like
PJD does the same thing âMom Extrodinaireâ used to feature in her presentations quite often
also I have no idea if I spelled that correctly
1 Like
Diva and Jill did a Warner Bros merch show when both were young and carefree. ( I also remember their annual Halloween show). I asked about that during a recent coffee talk podcast and he responded that yes they did and then saidâŚremember the Tasmanian devil? He and Jill were besties way before Jane dug her claws in.
5 Likes
This morning I was watching a little of the rerun of ITKWD. Mark, the Prepology guy, was demonstrating a manual push whisk. He was whisking up some eggs and said, the more air you incorporate into the eggs, the fluffier your scrambled eggs will be. Then Diva says, this is important, the more air you incorporate into the eggs, the fluffier your scrambled eggs will be. 
He really does zone out and not even listen to the OAP a lot of times. He has his stock phrases and his little bits of culinary wisdom that he just has to get out.
Then he had a segment with that Campanelli spray can spot remover. He said at least 5 or 6 times, I donât know whatâs in this, but I just know it works. Heâs becoming a robot.
5 Likes
Heâs an ass. Itâs bad enough he continues to wear the useless apron with his name on it, but he looked even more ridiculous wearing it during the vacuum presentation.
7 Likes
He also frequently asks a question that the OAP just answered. Itâs pretty cringey.
8 Likes
I donât criticize the product presenters for repeating things. Thatâs their job: point out features over and over. Those usually donât change.
Itâs different with hosts I think, and Diva is the worst with predictable, rote repetition.
Weâve joked about Diva Bingo. You can fill in your card quickly for the win.
2 Likes
Diva used his tired âif you donât remember who the President wasâŚ.â during the vacuum presentation yesterday. He has rolled out that nonsense for various products.
4 Likes
QVC might be missing out on what could be sure-fire income from Divaâs fan base. All theyâd have to do is produce multiples of the Little David doll, but add to them a ring on a string that when you pull it, plays one of Divaâs catchphrases:
âThis. Is. Remarkable.â
âItâs important to knowâ
âIf you donât remember who was president when you last bought yourâŚâ
âPutting PopIt shelves in my basement saved my baconâ
âHappy dance, happy danceââŚetc., etc.
I bet his fans would buy thousands of the toy. Not only that, the Q could save big money by firing Diva and having the doll host ITKWD. They could keep useless Rachel around to pull his string and fill in any conversational gaps. The big question: if they did this, would anyone notice the difference in the show?
20 Likes
An added benefit, Little David wouldnât need to take breaks to go to the little hostâs room.
8 Likes
And here I thought Davidâs favorite phrase was " Make sure that my ribs and bacon are on auto delivery!
1 Like
Also announcing colorsâŚ. With random numbers left of each cllor
2 Likes
Yep, the list of canned phrases programmed into the doll would have to be much longer than what I listed
1 Like
Theyâll have to add, âWhatâs that, Sean?â as heâs always responding to his producer.
5 Likes