Rachel! Y’all come on ovah here and y’all eat these here muffins for me while I watch!
So creepy strange.
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It would be hysterical if Rachel responded with something like “Oh yeah baby, gimme some more! Feels sooooo good going down! Ooooh yeah!” Food porn!
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Now he’s forcefeeding her a prime rib sandwich, drizzling sauce slowly over it like the gourmet chef he wishes he could be
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Diva just told a story about his granny sliding her bum down the cellar steps to hide canned beans and things in the crevices. No wonder he’s so damned weird.
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He’s told that story many times. Originally, he said his grandmother put canned goods on the wall going down the basement steps because it was cool. He has recently embellished the story by adding that she would go down on her butt to retrieve them. And then he does that ridiculous giggle.
I always watch for the OAP reactions, knowing they have heard these same stories over and over. Some pretend they’re hearing it for the first time, and others ignore it and try to continue their sell.
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Her “I never tasted this before” thing to every product makes one wonder if she grew up locked in a room with only bread and water. I’m very tired of the game. (only white Wonder Bread because she has never tasted any rolls or coffee cakes)
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Although unlike Mary Beth, Rachel does admit to knowledge of bagels!
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The two women in the row on the right look positively riveted. Lots of empty seats.
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I should have posted this a few days ago.
One of Diva’s frequent stories is when he presents shoes he’s wearing, which come in wide.
He always notes that when his father passed away, they had a difficult time finding shoes for him in a triple wide.
Ok.
But do we really need to know that? I find it odd and kinda creepy.
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What point is he trying to make? That QVC sells triple wide shoes? Or that being oversized runs in his family?
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I have questions about why one needs to buy new shoes for a dead person, but my specific questions are even creepier. 
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When David mentions his father during the shoe presentation he also always notes he was only 70 when he passed.
So I wonder if David is starting to obsess about his own mortality?
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I’ve thought the same thing. For that matter, why even bother with pants?
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My aunt, who I loved dearly, insisted on being buried in her house slippers instead of shoes. Her feet always hurt and she didn’t want to spend eternity in a pair of shoes that were uncomfortable.
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I’ll speculate a bit about the shoes.
I think that David’s father was retired, blue collar, so maybe never had a pair of nice dress shoes? The family may have wanted nice ones for the viewings?
Every family is different with these things.
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Could be, @Johnnystar56 .
Here we go with the very first guest.
“You’re very busy! You’re a wife! You have 3 children! All daughters!”
(Miss Rachel, y’all c’mon ovah heah and git yoself sum chickin’)
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Was Daddy Venable even taller than Little David, and they couldn’t find an appropriately festive Berkshire throw long enough to cover his giant feets?
… Okay, slap me now …
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LocknLock Presentation:
“Janine is a busy wife! She is a busy mother ! She has 2 children!”
(Where are the busy hubbies??!!)
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