Beans, Eggs, Sauerkraut, Beets, Broccoli ?
Sounds like a human gas pump. I’ d hate to be sharing a bed or a bathroom with her. 
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This proves that Kerdicknose is an inauthentic poser. She’s gone from vacant to “I’m on” mode in other reels - there’s one where she looks like a zombie, then at some signal she breaks into a beatific smile and speaks animatedly.
I don’t believe she really cares whether people who see her posts and reels benefit spiritually or healthwise. It’s all about her narcissism and desire to titillate. She’s fooling nobody.
That massive ego of hers completely takes precedence over the toll her obsessions are taking on her health, her marriage, her family, her soul and her mental state. All must be sacrificed to
Kersoulless’ personal glory.
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She’s the self appointed CWN* of QVC.
- Chief Wellness Nutball
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ETA-this is one big way that she proves she’s SUCH an amateur. A professional influencer would know to edit out the “waiting for the camera” vacant face.
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Does Bendy appear to be respecting the required distance from the horse? It’s not so easy to tell from a picture.
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They probably thought the wild horses were as friendly as their shower-invading hens,
placed there to entertain them.
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I’m not sure how one looks at one’s face with those eyebrows, those TEETH and that honkin dicknose, and thinks “This is how I want to present myself to the world, I’m going to post this on my social media.”
I am equally, if not more mystified by the basement dwellers’ rabid attraction to her hideousness. Some of them say she’s the most beautiful woman they’ve ever seen. 
I know they aren’t looking at her face, and I guess that’s why she feels so compelled to post the photos and reels in her micro-bikini, but I find the entire presentation so jarring it is almost traumatizing, practically ghoulish. Love is blind, and lust is blind, deaf and stupid.
There is no softness in this face. The brows are harsh, the sagging skin and deep wrinkles are unfortunate, the enormous, discolored teeth are jarring and the phallus nose is just one of the most unattractive noses I’ve ever seen. And it just keeps getting larger and more bulbous.
If I were Kermeme wanting to become a successful whatever, I would invest some money in a great plastic surgeon and have some professional work done, nose job FIRST, then pay some attention to the sagging cheeks and gauntness. She also needs to lighten up those eyebrows, and slap some veneers on her teeth. She’s become unbearable to look at, imo.
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There are some faces that no amount of money can fix. Look at Tori Spelling - her daddy had all the money in the world, and they couldn’t make her pretty. Maybe Kerselfish has one of those. A nose job, perhaps, but her inner ugliness comes through and that wouldn’t change no matter what the outside looked like. Those dead eyes can’t be fixed.
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I was perusing the Instagram pages of the “influencers” who were invited to that “Dearest Society” Lou Engle banquet. Obviously they were included so that they could use their “influence” to spread the news about the march on Washington and the 3 day fast.
Setting all commenting aside (for the moment) about Dearest Society and Lou Engle, himself, there is not a single ONE of the invitees whose instagram pages include photographs of themselves in teeny tiny bikinis, hiking their waist bands down to tease their crotch area, or welcoming and liking comments from horny men. Not. One.
Skanky. Why were you even invited to be one of the “Dearest Society” participants? You clearly do not belong there, which, in this case, could work in your favor because of what they represent. Yet, you seem to WANT to belong, and promote their activities.
Your presentation is really inconsistent and confusing. Let’s examine this.
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You pretend to be a praying, bible-believing, Jesus loving woman while behaving as a thirsty, undersexed, wannabe porn star. Which is it? Will the real Skanky please stand up?
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You promote this Lou Engle march which, from all appearances seems to be some sort of protest against homosexuals, at least two of whom you openly claim as your best friends. How are you still able to look your so-called “friends” in the eye, while betraying them behind their backs?
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Your favorite garment is one in which you are 95% naked, yet your representation of your Christian faith should be convicting you to be modest. Even your “friend” and spiritual advisor, JR counseled you against being immodest, yet you refuse to listen to him. Why?
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You hypersexualize yourself and your teenage daughters, AGAIN while also claiming to be a Christian. This should be illegal. How were you even allowed to adopt two children when you’re plainly so effed up in the head?
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You pretend to have expertise in health and nutrition, (which we know better) yet you rarely eat. In fact, when you DO eat, your nutrients and food choices are so limited as to be decidedly UNhealthy. Isn’t it basic nutrition 101 to eat a variety of foods and colors and nutrients?
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You claim to love to move your body and exercise, yet you jiggle, are flabby, and have no muscle tone in areas where most of us easily build muscle. It seems that you only work on one or two areas of your body while neglecting most others. Do you not own a mirror?
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Your Instagram followers are increasing by hundreds daily. Where are they coming from? Only Fans? How does this fit in with your supposed Christian faith?
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When are you going to just ditch the Christian BS and go all-out Only Fans since that’s what you REALLY seem to want to do?
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Excellent answers, all, @PattiGarry. And I love the explanation of your name. Love the E.Street Band and of course, The Boss.
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I know this is old - but it’s still good for a laugh.
Such an attention-seeker.
I especially love the hashtag #preordernow
and of course, her bad hair indicating how “upset” she is.
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Holy crap. This photo was from 2020? Look at those vertical lip lines! She must be a closet smoker. And the eyebrows are quite different in shape, too, aren’t they?
Oddly, she spelled “beat juice” incorrectly the first time and correctly the second time. How can someone with such piss poor attention to detail believe she’s a decent writer?
ETA-this is Kiki on air right now.
The HAIR. I forgot to mention her hair earlier. She is starting to look like she just doesn’t care anymore. What in the holy hell?
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How is she a “four-time Emmy award-winning journalist”? How is that possible?
She had to have relied heavily on her colleagues - using them, stealing, and taking credit through her phony charm. Her evident lack of intelligence gives away her lack of true abilities.
Actually, her true talent is being a lying, calculating snake.
I noticed the same thing with the lines above her lips and wondered if she smokes while taking her outdoor showers, which I know makes no sense with all the water, but I can still totally picture it.
That pic from today is one of a skanky sham who just doesn’t give a damn and is daring the higher ups to say something to her. That way she can have her manufactured breakdown and get more time off.
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I can’t believe I’m just finding out about the missing beet juice episode now!! Sounds like the perpetrator knew exactly what they were doing.
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Someone at work was tired of smelling rank beets around her.
She’s fooled some coworkers but I’m positive a lot of QVC employees don’t like her. They see right through her conniving ways.
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But, but…aren’t they all just one big happy family at QVC ? 
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Oddly, when you google the emmies on Youtube, Kermeme doesn’t even show up to claim her award. So, considering that now she brags about it on her Instagram, she certainly wasn’t impressed back then.
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That’s very interesting! Thanks for explaining about the Emmy differences. I didn’t understand before why hers were called local Emmys.
But I understand much better now why/how she got them.
@heresthething I don’t recall which post I saw it on but she mentioned somewhere that she won her Emmys just after she’d adopted Grace.
Still, we know that the only thing Kernarcissist cares about with those awards is being able to say she was a winner.
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Whoever stole the magical healing red juice did not do it because they love beet juice.
The stole it because they don’t like you. +
+Rocket Science 101
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