Bad To The Pubic Bone

That sounds like plenty of space for a family that shares a bed and all that sand!
And if there are safety concerns, all the more reason to wrap the kids up in waterproof sleeping bags and stack 'em up like burritos in the storage spaces!
Think of all the money they’re saving.
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What IS that on her lower torso and tops of legs?
Wrinkles? Veins? Bones? I’m kind of shocked.
Funny how those things aren’t visible in her cold plunge videos.
I know we’ve been saying it, but OMG that is not the body of a healthy woman in her late 40s.

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its not the healthy body of ANY woman at any age, she is such a gross skank, with a goss body.

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I haven’t had much experience with dry bags. But I know a douchebag when I see one. (cough) Kerskankalina

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I just looked online at center console boats with bathrooms. I don’t think most of them have sleeping quarters, but I could be wrong. They can have a toilet with a shower, and I know she was so pleased they were able to buy that foam for the front, so the kids could sleep, if needed, but it’s really a tiny little boat, considering the size of their family. Pricing for used ones was running in the $8000-$10000 range.

Considering the money they make, it’s strange that they can’t afford a bigger boat, or a beach house.

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I just looked at Kermemes IG account because I thought a poster made her do the lift up 'my dress and dance’s post, but Kernaked actually does lift up her dress to show off her lower body.

Now what church would find this acceptable? I know the Mary Beth Row is very religious and Christian like, but she doesn’t doesn’t flaunt it, or take missionary trips for 2 days by the beach and then vacation for 3 months or flaunt her body. MBR adores her children and grandkids. You can tell she is genuinely happy.
Kersnippity is very unhappy, a neglectful parent, selfish and all about Kermeme.

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Kercreepy is a social media whore. It’s a dirty addiction. The longer into each vacation, the more she craves attention and pushes the envelope. I wish someone found her OF account if it exists and calls her out on it.

What would she do with all this downtime and no social media!?

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Good question! Why isn’t she sending the son to day camp to be with other kids? And the girls could be volunteering at the church. Both my kids at 14 were camp counselors. Most good parents want their kids to give back and it helps with getting scholarships for college. Good schools want kids involved in the community. Not sunbathing on a boat. She wrecked her own life but what is she teaching her daughters but to show their crotch on social media. :angry:

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kerstin sunburn crispy critters

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That’s funny kerKrispyKritters! She’s 46 but looks older than me and I’m 59! If she keeps laying out in the sun, with NO SUNSCREEN face, neck and chest is going to look like beef jerky!

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When she hits 50, it will become the Age of Inconvenience for her. She will no longer be the #1 Social Media Hottie of the US Prison System.

Hope her daughter can run fast …

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Oh, My …

WWJD ? :see_no_evil: :hear_no_evil: :speak_no_evil:

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I just can’t get over how much her hairline has receded. Her hair used to be the only good thing about her.

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She’s a cunt. Period end of story

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So thirsty and cringy. :face_with_spiral_eyes: dignity much?

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Hanging, sagging skin from malnourishment is my guess. At some point, the body betrays itself. Not sure why she couldn’t apply her usual filters, but ew. No one wants to see that.

She’s the unhealthiest “health coach” ever in the history of health coaches. Physically, emotionally and spiritually, there is nothing healthy about this woman.

She’s DESPERATE for male attention from any loser who will give it to her. Either that, or she’s really all about the “likes” and comments and is attempting to monetize those so she can support herself as an influencer.

Except that a real influencer has interesting, professionally filmed, USEFUL content, not just vapid, superficial, shallow, “look at meeee” videos. And if you research any family whose parent or parents are trying to be influencers, you will find the the children suffer immeasurably.

Her content is amateurish at best and soft-core at worst. She’s hundreds of thousands of followers short of where she would need to be to make any sort of successful career out of it, and definitely not attracting the kind of followers to build a sustainable audience. Perverts, sex criminals, grown men living in their mother’s basements and inmates are not the key to a successful future, Kiki. Even on OnlyFans, they have to be able to pay $$$.

And shame on you for selling yourself out and giving in to their objectification. Shame on you for being an abject failure and a disappointment, as a Christian, a mother, and a WIFE. Your marriage was worth better than this. Your children’s lives and futures deserved better. I would ask you how you can sleep at night with all of your sefishness and evil weighing on your conscience, but we already know the answer.

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That’s child abuse,be the adult and tell them to get in the cabin.

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Another amateur video.

And now she’s changed her “Sand Everywhere” tagline. :face_vomiting:

Kiki. Have you heard of a run-on sentence? I don’t suppose you have, since you think you’re an author, and you’re clearly not. She writes like someone who was given a participation trophy in English, rather than someone who studied and earnestly learned how to read and write.

Spoiled, entitled, tone deaf and privileged would be how I would describe this b-tch. This reel is more of the same, boring, who cares? Vacation foolishness.

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It makes you wonder how she even got into college. Perhaps there was a family member who worked there.

Also notice she’s now calling herself a “blogger.” Once again, one has to BE a writer in order to call oneself a writer.

She’s addicted to reinventing herself and is as flaky AF.

Pick a lane, Kiki. And if you want to be successful, you should pick an appropriate lane for your skill set.

And no, that does not include wellness, fitness, health, fashion, parenting, marriage or Jesus.

Your skills include being a thirsty, slutty, aging, desperate QVC sales host who sells crap for a living. Stick to that, and your Only Fans crowd, and you’ll manage to eek out a year or two more of success before your sun baked skin betrays your lack of diligence and care.

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