I think we can all remember from school certain kids who were habitually absent. I have a feeling Kerstin’s family is one of those.
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Yes, remember they went on the missioncation and just prior to that, a two (or three?) week trip to Croatia in the fall. Their education is NOT a priority to their mother.
Her bikini photo ops are.
Speaking of which, what do you suppose she meant by, “I’m super proud that the Lord has blessed me with that option even after all I’ve been through!”
Which is it, knucklehead? Did the Lord bless you with the ability to wear a bikini? Really?
Or are you really just proud of YOURSELF? Because you can’t be proud that God blessed you. That’s antithetical to being a humble Christian or being a follower of Jesus and it goes against everything the Bible teaches.
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We knew it wouldn’t be long!!! 
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the emoji speaks for it’s self,
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Thank you for suffering through it for us!
Well, last I heard, Alzheimer’s is being called Type 3 diabetes, not type 4. There are only two other types, not three, so maybe that’s why you’d never heard of it, because she’s wrong, as usual. It’s all over the news. So much for the health coach and her cracker-jack box certificate.
If she is SO healthy as she claims, how did she get endometriosis, which, by definition IS inflammation, in the first place? Again, people can have stage 4 endometriosis and be symptom free. Just do your research and you’ll find plenty of exceptions. I’ve had at least two friends at various degrees of so-called “wellness” with the SAME diagnosis and the SAME level of symptoms, and they never had to starve themselves or dip their half naked selves into freezing cold water. One friend was diagnosed when she had to have a hysterectomy for an unrelated condition. Another had to be worked up for infertility and learned she had stage 4 endometriosis with no pain whatsoever. So it does happen.
Kerstin is no unicorn unless you count her extra-special level of stupid.
Does she get brownie points from the man upstairs for filming her nakedness? That’s what I’d like her to tell us. And maybe people wouldn’t give her such a hard time for the cold plunges if she would wear a normal bathing suit and not be so obviously thirsty for male attention all of the time. She’s transparent AF.
I hope her silly, ignorant little fans do end up sh*tting their brains out from heeding her advice. It would serve them right for listening to such a half-wit. And I hope they sue QVC for allowing her to say it.
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There is a new video on Kerstink’s Instagram where she’s bragging about being called a unicorn by her GYN, and about how her so-called “inflammatory markers” are so low.
The only problem with that is, she was diagnosed stage 4 of a condition that, by definition IS inflammation, so someone, or something is misinterpreting the empiric evidence. And I bet that doctor calls all of his patients unicorns.
The truly disturbing thing is that she rushes to give glory to herself, rather than her supposed Lord and Savior, who is, depending on your belief system, far more likely to be efficacious in curbing her symptoms than any of the other stuff she is doing. It would be one thing if there was physical evidence of it working (no endometriosis, no masses) but there IS physical evidence. She’s as inflamed as she can be. How does she not get that?
She clearly worships herself, her supplements, her eating disordered way of eating and NOT her God. Someone even commented as such on the video. IF she truly loved Jesus, she would value virtue, righteousness, modesty and her fellow men and women far more than she does.
And isn’t it ironic that y’all were banned from PT’er for “body shaming” when Kerstarvesherself is the biggest body shamer ever?
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Absolutely. The way she spouts her “message” with the very clear implication that if you’re not copying her then you’re going to DIE is sadly going to influence some weaker minded souls into hating themselves. Very mean girl “you can’t sit with me” energy.
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Is Kermeme a worship leader now? It appears to be a new song released by her church’s worship team, so why is Kermeme posing like she’s walking the red carpet? Is she claiming she wrote the song? What?
Quick, someone superimpose one of Kernaked’s infamous half-naked bikini pics instead of this perfectly modest and covered up fakery that she is posting. Why try to hide who she really is?
If Jesus doesn’t care how she dresses (or rather-UNdresses) why not let it all hang out?
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She’s just an absolute airhead. I don’t get her contingent at all. 
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unfortunately there is no explanation except that there is something seriously wrong with her, which we all know at this point 
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Because she’s a pre-pubescent girl in a grown-ass woman’s body. She writes in her journal using multi-colored ink just like a freaking junior high schooler. Her daughters must be so mortified at their mother’s behavior.
Skanky obviously wants to be an Instagram or Youtube celebrity but she’s really bad at it. The people who do it successfully are far more tech savvy, young, attractive and creative than Skanky is.
Everything she does is about her.
“Look at meeeee.” She is simply the worst Christian, worst mother and worst human ever.
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so many of the hosts are immature, they must be forced into this behavior to “entertain her”. QVCspeak
the money must be good to keep them there
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And the academy award goes to…
Kernaked, for once again conflating her supposed Christian faith with her desperate need for male perverts to get a gander at her. Not that she’s anything to look at, but sex offenders don’t need much encouragement.
She’s basically an eating-disordered individual who spends every waking, sleep deprived minute of her existence trying to prove that she’s lovable, attractive, and sexy. (She’s none of these things)
If she were a true Christian, she would understand that true humility means existing in the background, considering others first (like other people’s husbands, or potential future husbands, who are ogling her body in these next-to-nothing bikinis) or her children, who have to deal with their peers making fun of them for their thirsty mother’s excessive social media presence. It means giving glory to the God she claims to believe in, rather than to herself, her supplements, or her various treatments. It means loving her husband enough to keep certain parts of her body only for him. No wonder Lobster drinks and no wonder their marriage is a struggle.
Now if she wants to be slutty, she should just be slutty and denounce her Christianity, but she can’t have it both ways. She’s a very poor example of what a true Christian looks or acts like.
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AIR:50 - WATER:49 - STUPIDITY:100 - She is the world’s BIGGEST ASSWHOLE, with a crappy, dried up gross body! There is something seriously wrong with this freakshow 
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Honest answer with no snark…
Some people like to use different colored pens or highlighters to mark passages in their bibles. They may use specific colors for different reasons (maybe Pink for anything maternal, or Green for anything money-related). Colored pens work in the same way, but allow the user to write notes in the margins.
From a ‘studying’ standpoint (like back in college), some people find that highlighting or notations are a great way to retain information, more than just hearing a preacher talk to you about the information. While I, myself, am not religious to the extent that I attend church, I totally understand the need for an extra seat for all of your stuff!
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Most of her posts she seems to be trying to convince herself what she is doing will somehow “save’ her from developing dementia. News flash- starving yourself, poor nutrition and cold plunges are going to only add to her mental health issues. Her body image seems to be most important to her. The kids are on the back burner while she posts photos of her stomach. She should be ashamed but too sick to understand just how narcissistic she has become.
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One of the comments to her cold plunge/teeny bikini post, was from one of her regular perv’s who said,
“…I love you, honey”, followed by a line of hearts and puckered lips. Kerdumbass gave him 2 likes, one from her QVC account and one from her personal account. Is her husband aware of any of this? Does she ever consider her teenage daughters? I loathe this woman.
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She is definitely seeking “something,” and I wonder if her religiosity and health obsession give her a structure that soothes her. . I can’t watch her; agree about her photos and posts affecting her family.
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I can also see why this might be useful, BUT, having seen screenshots of Kermeme’s journals posted over on PT’er, I can absolutely guarantee that there is no rhyme or reason to her multicolored ink choices. They are as random and addled as her tiny little brain.
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I think he is sauced most of the time and doesn’t really care anymore … which is sad, for both of them!
If he had any common sense he would clean himself up and get the hell away from her! Maybe find a more younger, better looking woman that is humble and nice.
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