Bad To The Pubic Bone

And THIS is the crux of it all, isn’t it? She has zero substance as a human being, a woman, a mother, a wife, or a friend. Having no intelligence, either cognitively or emotionally, she is nothing but a hyper-inflated ego, a succubus, desperate for stroking. Somehow she knows that all she has to offer is her disgusting, old, saggy, jiggly body, and the few likes and lewd comments are enough to sustain her narcissistic supply.

Notice she’s marketing herself to corporations. I’ve worked corporate jobs. They look for qualifications and credentials. They are not interested in an aging, gawky, below-average looking television sales host with no skills, experience and especially, no advanced degrees. Most entry level jobs require a masters at the very least.

All they would need do is look at her social media and that’s an immediate “nope.” They want professional, slick, responsible, successful people, not whiny, flakey, exhibitionist, desperate idiots.

So what are her prospects for success? QVC two days a week, which she seems to hate, even though it’s the only thing she’s qualified for.
Influencing? As has been said here already, truly successful influencers are younger, way more attractive, more creative and have superior content.
Public Speaking? Who wants to hear her parrot the same derivative crap she constantly shares on her social media, stuff she’s stolen from others and that everybody already KNOWS.
Health Coach? That’s a well that will quickly run dry, plus she will soon tire of people and their neediness.

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James 1:26-27

26 If anyone among you thinks he is religious, and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his own heart, this one’s religion is useless. 27 Pure and undefiled religion before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their trouble, and to keep oneself unspotted from the world.

The above verses are key in the book of James; also:

James 1:22
22 But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves.

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Amen To That Preach GIF by Shalita Grant

Today’s post. What does this even mean?

This is also not biblical.

Proverbs 31:27
She looks well to the ways of her household,
And does not eat the bread of idleness.

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The list makes no sense. Anxiety and sadness can be made worse with boredom. Weight loss resistance? How many people eat out of boredom. I’ve never heard anyone recommend being bored. If you look at the definition of bored, it has negative connotations. I just don’t understand this at all.

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:speak_no_evil::see_no_evil::hear_no_evil: Strange how she believes that she can save everyone but she doesn’t even know how to take the first step in saving herself.

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Let’s face it. She has run out of material and isn’t bright enough to suggest anything that will really help anyone. I doubt she even understands the definition of “bored.” She is intellectually challenged and her Instagram account proves it with this latest platitude.

Imagine a parent telling their children to be bored? Another example of her ineptitude.

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Boredom can lead to mindless TV watching, such as QVC, and overspending on frivolous items.

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Exactly, it’s a ploy, just like when she said our wallets were dirty.

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Kerconfused: crying, family problems, too hard a work schedule. Less than 1 weeks later she’s bored?
No children drama, no one to film her cold plunges, no kids fighting to stress her out
Kerfidgetty is lonely. Why isn’t she more involved with her church now, reading her Bible, Going for walks!
Kermeme, isn’t number 1 and Lobster is ignoring her
It’s driving her crazy.

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:shower::shower::shower: All I know is that if she gets any skinnier, she’s gonna have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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@artisto
Kerliar claims James is her favorite to read. Her idea of helping the poor was taking 3 months off to do mission work on Mexico which lasted about 3 days . After that they spent the rest of the time renting a townhouse by the beach. Kerbiblethumper literally believes God helps those who helps themselves to mean being first in line and taking it all

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She wants to be an online influencer yet she has only 1700 followers on tik tok :joy::woman_facepalming::woman_shrugging:

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From her new website, this is the lead line:

Growth Strategist: Help individuals and corporations come alive in; faith, revenue & wellness.

???

WTF kind of sentence structure is THAT? “come alive in; faith, revenue & wellness.”

It literally looks like a five year old wrote it.

Next we have this: “Over the last twenty Kerstin has connected on a personal level with her more than 150 million viewers on QVC and network news through confident vulnerability and the curated ability to tell a story that makes you feel.”

Over the last twenty WHAT? Hours? Minutes? Months? And what the heck is “curated ability.” And “make you feel–” WHAT? Make you feel happy, make you feel sad, make you feel like blowing your freaking brains out, what?

“She currently hosts one of the most watched shows on QVC.” Again-sentence structure, grammar. Kerdumbass really needs a Grammarly account, STAT.

“She’s the first to tell you, her success is not of her, it all the Lord’s work through her.” IT all. And wow. What an ego.

" Show Me What Your Selling, I’ll Show you How to Sell it." Sigh.

And " StREST – from stress to rest" is a ripoff of THIS place, which is TRADEMARKED. I hope they sue her.

As usual, there isn’t an original idea in her fool head.

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Tori Spelling Tells William Shatner She May Have to Join “OnlyFans”

I just read this on TMZ. I bet QVC is thrilled to have an associate of theirs publicly aligning themselves with OF. Maybe she and KL are comparing notes?

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“She and her family live on a sunny hill in West Chester …”
What normal person talks like that?

“I live on a breezy field laden with in-ground sprinklers and chipmunks.”

Kernumskull steals what she thinks are trendy, money-making words like “confident vulnerability” and jumbles them incoherently together, leaving a sane person thinking, “WTF?”

Her first group of suckers will get mentally drained and disillusioned after meeting her in person. Those airbrushed photos will be a scary contrast to the leathered, dicknosed, crazy-eyed “expert” who swindles them.
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She’s lucky living on that “sunny” hill. Never has to worry about thunderstorms, snow, ice, rain…

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I just can’t with her. So because she sells stuff on QVC, she’s capable of helping corporations achieve “wealth?” :roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes:

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My thoughts, exactly. No, she is not capable. She’s an overconfident, unqualified moron.

Dunning-Kruger applies here. “Cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities.”

Kermeme does the above on all cylinders.

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Her little TicTok videos keep popping up on YouTube. Does she even realize how stupid she looks? Clinging on for dear life to the relevancy she never had.

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