Where are her ab muscles?
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The constant changing of her description of her business shows that there wasn’t much thought or research behind it. Most people who start their own business begin with a business plan and identifiable goals. From what I have seen there is no substance behind this. Just using current catch phrases. Generally, people who are self employed put in so many more hours than if they worked for a company. While being self employed can have rewards, it’s a hard road. She reminds me of young people who think what they see on social media is all real and a way to make a quick buck.
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I’m no prophet, but I can see Kerstin showing up on QVC as an OAP for some magic food powder or flimsy exercise gadget in 2026.
If QVC is still on the air in 2026…
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There is definitely a fierce competition between these two wannabees. Lindquist has the choking responsibility of a family, while Coffey flies free and unencumbered.
The Boobsy twins are both floating the same identical ideas around because they are both a pair of CONS at heart.
This is gonna get really ugly. QVC needs to have these two walk thru a metal detector as they enter and exit the building. Sooner or later, Kerlooney is gonna snap.
This will end in tears …
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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Who’s The Fairest of them All?
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This says all you need to know. Two flighty, unfocused individuals who would run a real business into the ground! They don’t understand basic economic reality and marketing to a target. Bots, pervs, and inmates are not great sources of revenue.
Also 60K followers on Insta is nothing and they’ll drop like flies when she’s off QVC.
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Is it possible to insure against the risk of this level of stupidity and arrogance?
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Thanks, you too. Deleted my reddit. It’s become a weird hellscape in any case. Doesn’t add value, so don’t need it! 
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Well in JenCon’s case, at least she has Lavinder, who is a CFO and has business experience.
Kerstupid is a moron who can’t even spell basic grade-school words or construct a grammatically correct sentence. She knows NOTHING about anatomy, physiology or the most basic foundations of nutrition that would qualify her to be WORTH $100/hour. She knows NOTHING about business, NOTHING about numbers, or statistics or marketing.
And, much as she pretends otherwise, she knows NOTHING about Jesus, the bible, Christianity or religion. She has her own loosey-goosey version of the Bible and Christianity that enables her to do whatever she wants and not have to actually adhere to the most basic rules or principles.
As it says in 2 Timothy 3: 2-4: For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God.
The above is Kermitthefraud, every day of the week.
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All on point. As for Lavinder Fields Forever, would you trust the businessjudgement of a creepy guy who married JC? Also, she’s domineering. Would she take advice? Be able to focus on something other than her reflection?
It will all unfold, maybe sooner than later.
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I’m no Bible or theology expert. I just think she’s searching for something, for structure she may not have had previously, and has glommed on to whatever church/person that seems to provide her with a rigid structure that comforts her. Then she uses her position at Q to spew the same stuff to her followers. 
Edit: also all the health stuff because she’s afraid she’ll get Alzheimer’s like her mom. I can relate to that fear, but not all her obsessive/compulsive health stuff. ( Just my opinion).
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Why are her boobies so high on her chest? They are practically up to her neck.
She has neck boobs and a penis nose. Kermutant is gawky and awkward looking, not to mention super super super old and unhealthy. Why would anyone want to look like her?
That saggy excess skin on her belly is from starvation. Not a good look.
And this is why she gets to call herself a “brand ambassador.” Because anyone is invited to do it for 25% off store credit. Seriously, she likes these goofy looking hats so much she tags Bitch and Barf to get 25% on practically nothing? Such a loser.
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Matthew 7:21-23
21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’
Jesus is talking to those who profess to be Christian; when in fact they are unwilling to walk the walk…
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What boobies? 
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She doesn’t link the bitch and barf (classic) just hashtags them so she doesn’t get the discount but is starving (get it?) for attention from them
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That’s true! So she’s just a bitch and barf ho.
And @Phony_Baloney excellent point. What boobies, indeed.
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Let’s see how her favorite hipster MSG bible translates that verse:
Matthew 7:21-23 “Knowing the correct password—saying ‘Master, Master,’ for instance—isn’t going to get you anywhere with me. What is required is serious obedience—doing what my Father wills. I can see it now—at the Final Judgment thousands strutting up to me and saying, ‘Master, we preached the Message, we bashed the demons, our super-spiritual projects had everyone talking.’ And do you know what I am going to say? ‘You missed the boat. All you did was use me to make yourselves important. You don’t impress me one bit. You’re out of here.’
At least it’s still conveying the same sentiment, but wow.
Does anyone else remember how Kerblasphemer confused the Lord’s Prayer with an affirmation to herself?
(Notice all the pervy comments on that post.)
From her favorite MSG translation:
You’re in charge!
You can do anything you want!
You’re ablaze in beauty!
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Rather than:
For yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory
Forever
Amen
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Good for you, @Cranktastic. I hate when people word-curse other people. It’s interesting that some people, when given a prognosis of 6 months by a physician will die in 6 months, practically to the day, whereas others will defy the doctor’s words and go on to live years later.
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Kermutant is a must for the glossary. Come back PattyGarry. We need you.
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So boring hubby drives the sslobster while she poses and videos… I see no fun in that
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