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I was always watching that unfortunate Sketchers episode. After Jane gave the shoe she was modeling to the Sketchers rep, she then commented that the new Sketchers are washable but the 5 year old pair that she has in her dressing room are not washable and they really stink & that someone could bring them there. Just an absolutely unbelievable episode. I felt so bad for the Sketchers rep! It seemed more like a Candid Camera episode.

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WTF…

Side Eye Wtf GIF

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Hmmm toe jam stench or glopcrotch rot? She needs to be selling deodorant not shoes

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She needs to be permanently at home or visiting her daughter in Florida

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Disney just announced some pretty large layoffs. Most are in LA, but hope it won’t interfere with Janie’s vacation schedule!

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That would be tragic.

Wow, it is as bad as I thought. The rep clearly doesn’t know Jane very well - and why would she agree to this disgusting suggestion?

And - Why does Jane need a 5-year-old pair of any shoes - especially smelly ones - when she (supposedly) buys new ones every single show? Sometimes multiple caalars? Throw them out and replace them with a new washable pair? Or go to the gift closet and choose one of the 5,000 pairs of shoes in there.

Or at least use some disinfecting/de-stinking spray. It sounds like she enjoys having stinky feet/shoes at this point. What a weirdo.

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That’s the answer! She can do a show with Dr. Shannon Klingman of Lume fame (infamy?) and they can have a contest as to who is more gross and graphic about bodily odors!

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:grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: Blabs doesn’t throw anything out. She still owns her first pair of baby shoes, undoubtedly crafted by Rudy, way back when he was Geppetto’s master apprentice cobbler.

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fos
I have washed my skecher that are older before

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my worst nightmare is that Lume and “Dr” coming to QVC can you imagine the horror

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The Lume “doctor” is a disgusting person. You can tell she has the same weird obsession with bodily functions and odors as our friend Jane. She should be recommending regular showers and hygiene practices, but no, let’s cover ourselves with poison instead!

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I question if she is really a doctor. She must have skipped out on the grammar classes.

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Doctor of Delusion? She certainly doesn’t carry herself like a respectable medical doctor…

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That’s the thing, if you take a shower every day and after exercise, gardening, etc., you don’t NEED a damn 72-hour deodorant. And from what I hear, some of the products smell worse than B.O. anyway! What a crock.

All the brands are jumping on the bandwagon with their BS “whole body deo,” each of their ads being more graphic than the previous.

“Doctor” Klingman’s zenith was her little ted talk on youtube about needing deodorant after “intimacy” with her husband. Nobody and I mean NOBODY wants to know, Shan.

That’s why she’d be a perfect co-host with Jane :rofl:

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WAY too much information! Again, how about a shower? :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

I imagine her smelling really bad, despite selling deodorant.

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My dad would look at someone on TV sometimes and say, “He looks like he stinks.” :laughing:

And that’s exactly what I thought about her. Her skin looks terrible, greasy hair… like Skunky.

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If Klingman and Jane ever did a show together it would have to come with a viewer warning. There would be some very disturbing situations in that presentation. Everyone I know actually bathes or showers every day. Why do you need a deodorant that lasts 3 days??

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my mother used to use the phrase “whores bath” if you get my drift there

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Every time she says “pits and privates” I’m disgusted. I’ll bet she was the captain of her high school field hockey team. Apologies to snarkers who played that game, but as a non-athlete, those girls terrorized me.

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