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There’s another full body deodorant that has coined the tune to head’s shoulders knees and toes ..etc that we sing with our kids to body parts to deodorize…

under boob is one that bugs me
why not use our grown up words??

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I bought some Lume products. Haven’t used them all, nor have I seen all these ads or presentations you are referencing.

It makes me think of my days supervising school recesses when it was really hot. My coworkers and I would joke about having “swamp butt” or “swamp boobs” after coming inside. Maybe this product would have helped! :grin:

At any rate, I don’t think they are intended as a substitute for a shower, but for situations like I mentioned where one can’t get to a shower immediately. And some women do have extra odor problems, from what I have read. :woman_shrugging:

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Maybe they could start with using it on Jane’s feet and see if that helps! I can just picture the rest of the crew wearing HAZMAT suits if they ever did a show together. Blabs would LOVE it.

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:grin: :grin: :grin: Problem Solved …

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I am glad to hear the products work for you and others. I hear a lot of good things about Gold Bond powder to combat swamp butt. I’m sure there are lots of various things that work.

The way the products are presented make it sound (IMO) like they ARE intended to substitute for a shower. I agree with you in that they SHOULD NOT, and you cite a perfect use case for them - of course you can’t always get to a shower soon as you want.

My problem is mostly with the over-the-top graphic ads and the way they are presented. Consider yourself lucky that you have missed them. My mute button gets a workout these days LOL

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I think Skunky puts Jane to shame with her unapologetic 3-5 day no shower stretches and proudly boasts about it often on the Q. Let’s hope the Lume Dr doesn’t land on the Q with vile Shawn & Mally. They’re already doing some unfiltered podcast and discussing “vulva cream”. Lots of comments have been deleted too. Whoever is monitoring that post has been busy.

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I’m sure this doesn’t apply to either Stinky Jane or Smelly Shawn, but there really are people who need products like Lume because for them, good hygiene isn’t enough to stop body odors. It depends on individual body chemistry, but certain people smell bad because of medications they take - even though they bathe or shower once or more a day.

I can’t name all medications that can produce smelly effects. But I have had experience working around psychiatric patients and know that some psych meds can.

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Yes, the absolutes that fly around here aren’t always correct, believe it or not.

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Jane is OBESSED with Laura Geller. She has called her out I do not know how many times in this Sketchers presentation.
Admit It Martin Short GIF by HULU

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Janey was in rare form last night on the Shoe Shopping show. She absolutely will not stop mentioning the bunion. The hammertoe seems to be taking a proverbial back seat though. As usual the facebook comments were on point :joy:

There was a comment defending Jane, something to the effect of “why are you all so mean to such a wonderful person” blah blah blah. The account? No profile pic, very strange name. That carries no credibility as far as I’m concerned. There are plenty of her fans with legit looking profiles on there commenting. I may not agree with them but at least they’re real. Probably.

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What did I miss last night? There was a thread over there titled, “Jane just trolled QVC viewers again”, but it was zapped before I had a chance to read it.

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I didn’t see it, but I read elsewhere that she took jabs at viewers by saying honey, honey, honey.

What a childish Disneyesque thing to do!

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Now you have me curious. Do you know which show? Looks like she was on THREE last night judging by her Facebook page. The shows are also on the qvc web site for awhile after they air.

I’m not suggesting anyone go back and watch, that would be cruel LOL - I may take one for the team if I can find anything. Gonna check r/QVC_Snark on reddit…

I had the sound off during ITKWD last night, just before the show continued on QVC2. Blabby did a fly-by, which makes me think it happened at that point.

Interesting. Couldn’t find anything, poked around on Venable’s fb page as he does live videos on there just like Jane does on hers. Thanks for the follow up comment, I’m always looking for snarking material LOL

Shopping at QVC just wouldn’t be the same without a self-righteous chastising from a mentally ill Oompa Loompa.

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Ya know years ago Jane was the spokesperson for all the Pilates machines… she did it ALL the time had the machine at home blah blah blah..

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:wink: :wink: :wink: Exercise equipment only works if you use it regularly …
cat exercising GIF

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I was just thinking about that the other day. She used to make a big deal about going down to her basement to use the Pilates machine every day and how her daughters (who were actually little girls at the time) made up some cutesy name for it.