Another Dyson vacuum?? I don’t know how Dave can sound so amazed and be so super excited about another vacuum. I have never seen this OAP before, but the act is the same. And David is using his amazed voice.
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I can’t stand how he has to drag out the last consonant of words
These are going quickly andddddddd
So far we’ve had orders forrrrrrr
Oh my word ! Remarkable
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He summons Bland Rachel over to sample the fudge calling her honey or sweetie.
He then instructs her on how to eat the fudge: “leave it on your tongue…let it melt…savor the notes…then swallow”, watching her intently.
Food Porn.
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David: So, let me ask you a question: What’s your relationship with your vacuum cleaners? Do you love it, or do you tolerate it? I wouldn’t even know where to go to find a vacuum if I weren’t watching QVC!
Oh, David I guess navigating the vast wilderness of department stores and online retailers is too much for him or his viewers. Thank goodness for QVC, right? Otherwise, he’d be lost and probably wandering around, armed with nothing but a broom and a look of utter confusion.
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I might take that further than food porn
he’s so pompous sp?
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Anyone else pick up on Diva’s newest catchphrase? He must have read our posts making fun of his obsession with calling out colors because now he’s saying “You pick a color because it makes you smile, they all do the same job.” I’ve heard it at least 20 times from him so far. Great, another canned bit of dialogue for the robot to spit out.
And - I don’t know why it bothers me so much, but why does he have to present everything with those humongous catchers mitt hands splayed out in front of him? What’s that about?
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And won’t you just look at that blue. Oh my word. Doesn’t that just make you think of the ocean waves crashing, maybe you’re sitting on the beach with your favorite beverage. (Maybe with a splash of wine or vodka, SO bad!)
Oh my goodness gracious, that glorious blue just transports me away to my happy place where I feel all warm and fuzzy. And that’s what we love, isn’t it? Coziness, warmth, the comfort of home. And that’s what this show is all about. Hello everyone, and welcome to Down Home With David…
Yeah, I watched that show one too many times… Oh my goodness gracious.
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I actually say “goodness gracious” to my cats now and I’m sure I got that from Diva, ugh. I’m surprised he didn’t say Carolina blue.
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I actually LOL’d! I’ve been saying that to the new-old cat I adopted because he’s so loud. What else are we supposed to say? When all other communication fails, nothing beats a David-ism. 
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Yesterday during ITKWD, he was selling Scrub Daddy’s. He said grocery stores sold them in singles and at a higher price. He said he was in a store and a woman was looking at the Scrub Daddy’s. He said he went up behind her and whispered “Check out QVC”, then “scampered” off so she wouldn’t see who said it. I’m sure he thought this was cute. If it’s true, which I doubt, it’s rather creepy behavior. Why does he think this makes him seem cute?
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Would love to see that 6’5 bunny “scamper” down the aisle! Wearing Cheryl’s bunny ears. “Say what?” (Another Diva-ism.)
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buzzersound!!!
good ole Marshalls sells a 3 pack
these people need to get out of their bunker more
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He described fudge as “lovely” at least 10 times in the 5 minutes I watched
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Is he loud because he is one of these?:
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FYI: The Fresh Paper that David was selling Sunday on clearance is less expensive on Amazon. It does have good reviews. I have not tried it, but I may. I will buy from Amazon if I do.
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These Corky’s BBQ microwave heat and eat dinners David is going gaga over make Stouffer’s frozen meals look gourmet.
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Stouffer’s Mac 'n Cheese > Any QVC Food Product
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Could not agree more on this. A tried and true frozen dinner.
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