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I think Jane’s hair may be too thin for her to grow out. She must think the severe haircut conceals that. But she’d look better if she splurged on a really good wig in a shoulder length or slightly above shoulder style. With what QVC pays her, she can afford a pricey wig.

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Maybe too thin, or maybe just an awkward texture and too much work to blow out. She may just keep it this length for ease of styling, but she needs to do something because this isn’t working. McTool’s dated hair cuts aren’t helping, either.

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I always assumed these two hated each other. I’m not quite sure why, but can you imagine if they do, how awkward it must be to now be forced back together, after all these years?

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Short hairstyles that I love:
YMMV


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Jane seems to favor the severe, lady boss look.
Her hair would look so much better in a style similar to these, still allowing to proudly display her elfin ears.

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I never sensed much genuine warmth between Blabby Jane and Just Jill. Too much underlying competition for silver jewelry shows and Diva’s affection.

If Blabs attempted to hold Frau’s hand for more than a few seconds she’d probably get the circulation squeezed out hers.

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Literally just saw the literal intro reel for Shoe Shopping With Jane. I literally don’t know when that was literally created, but she LITERALLY (seriously) is HALF her current size in that clip. It can’t be THAT old so she’s really gained it quickly. Literally.

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Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. There was competition between the two of them, always.

Jill always gives off a cold, aloof, superior vibe though. They are like oil and vinegar, personality wise.

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Blabs on QVC2 with PM fashion. Dear God, the daughter stories, the ridiculous Vegas stories AND the word “LITERALLY”!!! A viewer could lose their mind.
I need eye bleach for Blab’s leg closeup and the founder of the shoe brand “Intentionally blank” (what a stupid name). See below:



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Hard pass :-1:t3: literally fugly

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Is that Copier Guy from the Jardiance commercial?!

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You know, tonight I realized that Jane says “literally” even more often than Diva says “This is remarkable/extraordinary.” I guess I have a new drinking game!

Happy Hour Drinking GIF by Saturday Night Live

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*watching the repeat of her presenting the TSV. She just said she’s in her regular size medium. Omg… Did someone put truth serum in her tea?

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Nice of the Intentionally Blank shoe guy to dress up for the occasion. He “literally” looks like he slept in his clothes. Intentionally Messy?

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Jane needs concealer makeup for those liver-spotty feet and ankles. QVC sells many brands of concealer. She could get some easily.

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I always thought it was so strange how Jane would often mention having “bunions” during her shoe shows, but I don’t see these alleged bunions she speaks of. Yet, she’s oblivious to the glaringly obvious things like her ill-fitting outfits. :woman_shrugging:t4:

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Skunky inherited them!

Now her hoofs are just ugly, stinky, old and gross!

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AND, she paired them with the infamous flared jacket. Actually, I think that jacket would work fine for Blab (et moi, another plump pear) if it were about 3 inches longer, preferably with a curved,shirt-tailstyle hem. I like the fit of the bodice & the extra inches from under-bust on down. I own similar tops wherein I look my (ancient) cutest.

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I wonder if Blab is trying to appeal to the foot fetish brigade?

Foot fetish brigade go

Honey Boo Boo No GIF

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