sMothered by Pixiedust

I had to go look. Oh, my word - this is one of the worst Graver schmattas I’ve seen in a while. It makes Mrs. Roper look positively chic. And the shoes just add to the frumpiness.

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yikes
that is some schmatta

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Yes, that was terrible. I wondered what the heck she was wearing. SG usually looks good in her clothes, but that was a monstrosity.

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Is it “LIQUID SHIT”?

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Now she has to show her stinky feet like Shawn. Not an original thought between any of them.

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Look at me putting my feet up and relaxing. . .don’t you wish you could be like me?

Or is it. . .

Look, I changed the yellow polish for all of you out there commenting about it on social media.

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Unfortunately, Momma seems to encourage this “career choice”. Jane get to go to her “favorite place on earth” on a regular basis, and has bragging rights. This seems to be one strange family.

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That’s not a Temp-tations mug. She better beware the wrath of Tara. HON-ay won’t be siding with Grumpy in that fight.

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Looks likes stinky disgusting BUNION COUNTRY!

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I will never not be suspicious of Disney-obsessed adults. What happened in their childhood, that THIS is the path they chose? :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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OMG she has ugly feet.:face_vomiting:

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Either way … it’s still GROSS! :face_vomiting: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Ugly is putting it lightly!

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According to Blabby these glazed body souffle duos have literally been on fire.

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And now she’s getting chills because things are literally selling so fast. Even the highlights in her hair look icy.
Oh, and by the way, the dress she’s in is a size Petite Small.

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And the dress looks even worse in a full-length shot. The large band of contrasting fabric at the hemline does nothing for her. But she does love those June Cleaver shirt dresses.

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That dress she’s wearing is part of the Lawrence Zarian Beautiful line. They’re really giving him a lot of screen time lately.

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It looks better online. Certainly a better look than the one from JRT’s line.

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She wishes she had June Cleaver’s elegance and grace. Not even a string of pearls would help.

I think Jane likes those type of dresses because she believes they accentuate her smaller upper half and waist, while hiding her wide hips.

I also wonder if she has some sense of nostalgia for the 50’s with the way she romanticizes the past, her childhood, and relatives?

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That volumizer product did not do much for Jane’s hair…

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