Mi scusi
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The Italians are going to think every American wears ugly shoes.
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and act like phony assholes!
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“Hubs” and “wifey”? I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so desperate to be married and to make sure everyone knows that she has a “hubs” and that she’s a “wifey.” For someone who spews a lot of self-help psychobabble about female empowerment, she apparently only feels complete when she has a wedding ring on her finger…which is why she keeps trying to reel in the next “hubs.” When this “miracle” implodes, she’ll be back on Bumble in a flash.
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Why does she wear such fugly shoes!
A few things I don’t understand about this dress.
First, it’s not all white.
I can’t believe she Lied to Us.
Second, what is that weird ruffle thing circling her torso? Is it a McCreeperson form of a marriage lasso?
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Maybe a wedge makes sense if you want a heel while walking on cobblestones? But those shoes don’t look comfortable.
I am shocked and saddened that Jen’s wardrobe is not entirely comprised of the miracle that is liquid knit™.
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The shoes are all wrong for a floral sundress. And- who poses like that? What do people think who are nearby and see that?
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Any idea when she’s coming back? I want to know so I can schedule my hair routine. 
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She won’t be back for a while. After she takes her extended honeymoon, she has said that she will only be back part-time for a while. Schedule your hair!
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That, I believe, is a famous ballerina pose from The Nutcracker.
She could always move to Florida and give the dancing sisters a little friendly competition.
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She did say she would be back mid July, which unfortunately is only about a week away.
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How appropriate for JCon. 
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Says the woman who reacts to negative comments on her socials.
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Oh, thank goodness ! I can face my Monday now that I’ve gotten a pep talk post from JCon. Mind your own business, babe. 
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I always thought there was a bit of not so friendly competition between JCon and Dr. Lindquist.
Now I’m sure of it … MEOW!
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Please don’t call her idiocy a doctor. 
She will start claiming the title just like she did when Lobster was doing blood draws at the clinic during their missioncation. She’s already insufferable enough.
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