FauxCo: 95% Plastic, 100% Phony

I find Coko’s nails while pretty, they are very long, dramatic and exaggerated like her hair and makeup. And of course impractical, especially for childcare.

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IMO her nails are impractical for just about anyone’s daily life. Because of the length of her nails, she doesn’t bend her fingers to do most tasks - she only touches her fingertips together to grasp things. I sew, do needlework, paint, garden, clean my own house, etc. I need my hands to be functional and work like hands.

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What bothers me is how thick the nails are. When you see them from the side, they are very thick. I guess this is the trend, but it just looks odd to me.

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No worries…….she doesn’t use her hands for anything outside of caring for her outside appearance ……it’s always and forever only about keeping up the Faux in the FauxCo.

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yes its a full time job i’m sure maybe alot of overtime involved also … what a shallow life.

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I don’t follow her, so have no idea how she spends her time. She is kind to others on air (unlike at least one other host) and appears to be a loving mother. I would guess that somehow she manages to change diapers, do dishes, etc.

I had a neighbor who always wore makeup, nails done, dressed nicely, hair done etc. I was prepared to dislike or be intimidated by her. Not at all! She is a hard worker, loving daughter, wife, mother and friend. One of the nicest people I know! It’s just her thing.

So I just can’t get too worked up about Courtney.

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Fauxco with her talons, 10+ carat Diamond rings, Cartier bracelets, plastic surgery, injections and extensions and caked on makeup, trying to be relatable to the shopper. Sure you wear anything from the q…

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looks like her off air wardrobe is Disney

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Yes, that and Bobby socks. She likes dressing up like a little girl and posing with the husband. Really creepy.

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Disney merch is pricey just like the recently raised park admission. It’s a very expensive recreation.

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agreed. super cringey.

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Even creepier…

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Good grief this is horrid. She reminds me of something out of Wicked, maybe one of the flying monkeys?

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definitely something demonic and scary, hope i don’t have nightmares after seeing that GEeeeezee! what a freakshow.

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I’ve been trying to remember who Coco looks like and it just hit me. Has anyone else ever seen the old Twilight Zone episode where Donna Douglas (used to play Elly Mae on the Beverly Hillbillies) thinks she’s hideous and desperately wants plastic surgery so she will look like everyone else? Well, everyone else sort of resembles Coco.

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yep! great episode its called “Eye of the Beholder” season 2 episode 6 starring Donna Douglas as Janet Tyler ….A young woman lying in a hospital bed, her head wrapped in bandages, awaits the outcome of a surgical procedure performed by the State in a last-ditch attempt to make her look “normal.”

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that is one of the creepiest episodes

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She is looking scary, WTF has she done to her eyebrows.

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Like Dr Spock’s eyebrows.

Star Trek Wow GIF

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Nothing will ever be enough for her.

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