FauxCo: 95% Plastic, 100% Phony

Am I the only one super annoyed by the way CoKo says “SHYEEW”? Yikes. Last I checked, shoe was pronounced “shoo.”

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CoKo is starting to get that unearthly look that Kerstinky has in her eyes.

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I knew there was something similar and it clicked…

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Sadly, she looks 100% plastic.

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:grin::grin::grin: That blouse that CoKo is wearing … Is that from the All Things ColdPlay Collection x Jennifer Coffey?

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It’s gotten to the point where I can’t watch Courtney. She’s a competent host, but she’s entered uncanny valley territory for me. Coupled with the way she often dresses like a child in her IG photos…something isn’t right.

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This is sad to me. What may have started out as some procedures to improve (perceived) flaws, has now become a face like a molded plastic doll. Or a Disney illustration. Not natural, somewhat off putting.
It seems like it almost becomes a form of self abuse, always chasing the next thing to tweak one’s appearance past the point where it looks appealing. Whether they tell themselves it’s not enough, or someone else plants that seed, it seems cruel.
Courtney seems like a pleasant young woman, but her current appearance to me screams “I don’t like myself.”

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:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing: Whoever suggested to CoKo that men who find grown women very sexy and appealing when they dress like Catholic school girls, or preteens going to their first fancy dance would definitely be persons to avoid.

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@notanxxs
As I was reading the posts about Koko on my phone I always scroll down slowly so I don’t go past any. As I was coming to your post I saw the top and slowly scrolled down…the top of the hair, the big forehead, the huge eyes bugging out I was afraid so I scrolled faster like ripping off a band-aid and then I started laughing hysterically!

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@Wabbit I knew that I had seen “that face” before… then it dawned on me. Seriously, quite the resemblance!!! I took laughed quite a bit. Happy you enjoyed my snark!

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:grin::grin::grin: CoKo’s closest friends will receive a 2024 Christmas Card with this photo.

:christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree: For Christmas BFF Blabbs will receive a full size portrait to display above the mantle.

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Will the portrait age while Coko remains the same ? Frozen in plastic ?

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Wonder how much time she spends at nail salon and hair salon. Her hair is gonna be worse off with those extensions. Why not let hair grow naturally I don’t get it. I get it takes time but so much healthier for your hair.

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looking around overly attached girlfriend GIF

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Twinsies!

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@RubberbandGirl thank you! I couldn’t get that side by side!!! Kudos!

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:alien: :ghost: :alien: American Horror Story: Bibbity-Bobbity-Boo-Hoo-Hoo!

Bad Eggs Halloween GIF by filmeditor

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It takes alot of time to be the perfect phony!

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