Bad To The Pubic Bone

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This reminds me of the song “Junk Food Junkie” from the ‘70s. By Larry Groce. The song is about a guy pretending like he’s a health nut during the day but sneaks all kinds of junk food at night.

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This is so spot on. Why does she post the same tired content over and over? “Real” influencers at least have variety to their postings to remain relevant.

I agree that it is exhibitionism dressed up as “wellness” content. She gets a dopamine hit probably from the filming and then posting of the content, and any positive reinforcement, even if from cell block/basement dwellers, is another bump of dopamine. All of it is to soothe herself, not to educate or influence anybody else. There simply is no need to vary or upgrade her content, it is serving her purpose.

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I think deep down inside she realizes she’s just not that bright. Hence there wouldn’t be a need for all of the inflated titles she gives herself: essential worker, health researcher, CEO, chief wellness coach, etc. You get the picture.

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That complaint of hers calling out Meta for “sending creeps to her timeline” was ridiculous. She looked so stupid (as usual) with that. If she was really concerned about comments from the “you’re beautiful” guys and the foot fetishists, she would delete their comments and block them.

You know the ig posts where she’ll tell followers to put in a keyword for more info on whatever snake oil she’s selling that day? One guy combined the keyword with a comment on her looks and she replied “Check your DMs.” :rofl::skull:

EDIT: I should’ve said “commenters” rather than “followers” which is the whole point - it’s a public page so unfortunately creeps are going to turn up in the comments.

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I think she’s JUST smart enough to know she’s not that smart, which eats her up inside. (Same story with her “friend” Jen)

I’ve found that truly stupid people are generally happy because they’re oblivious. The smartest people lose sleep over issues the dumbest don’t even consider. SkankMom is somewhat in the middle, but more on the dumb side. :laughing:

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I made the mistake of checking her Instagram…

In the stories, she shows a text she allegedly received (from her second phone)

“I am going to carve out my uterus and set it on fire. Kill me. I long for death.”

She then douses us with some words of wisdom: Periods shouldn’t be this painful. Normalize finding a root cause.

Hey SkankMom, how bout you normalize not being a two-bit twat? Dumbass tramp.

Oh, and a few slides later she’s talking about her “union with Christ” (WTF) on the Saint Rest Podcast. Mhmm, good Christians always encourage felons to DM them for foot fetish pictures!

Nene Leakes Television GIF

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If it wasn’t for her dangerous advice. I would find her funny.

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:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: True Christians don’t feel the need to wander the countryside pretending to be the Thirteenth Apostle.

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She’s was on Rachel’s anniversary show last night popping those green gummies like they were a bag of chips

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Probably the biggest meal she’s had so far in 2026.

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She should try to get some swimsuit manufacturer to let her rep their line. She was one of the very few (only?) QVC hosts who would wear a swimsuit on air and not also wear a coverup (like Terri did). I’m sure she’d have zero qualms about baring it on tv.

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Sorry to say but that ship has sailed. She no longer has the body to rep a swimsuit company. She has rolls, big thighs and a flat chest. So much for living on supplements and gummies.:roll_eyes:

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Agreed. Kerskank is light years away from the hot mama she thinks she is.

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She does have the benefit of a long torso. If she didn’t have that, I think her figure would look even more boyish than it already does.

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Um, she’d heartedly volunteer to demonstrate pubic shavers, poles for dancing, etc. Someone has to do the dirty work for the faith.

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Look whos back on the Q with Mally. Another ex-host who can never leave the gravitational pull of QVC..

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Bitch still can’t spell or proofread.

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