Bad To The Pubic Bone

Lol!! I was thinking of the Church Lady from SNL too. I just don’t get Kerheretic; she really does not act like the truly devoted Christians that I know. It is like a costume she puts on for affect, like Jim and Tammy Fay or Oral Roberts, the guy who cried and said God would call him home if he didn’t get millions of dollars. At least I think that was him — feel free to correct me if I am remembering the wrong person.

Corrected from Jimmy ‘I have sinned’ Swaggart to Oral Roberts.

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To quote from Ab Fab
Edina “Is this too tight?”
Patsy “ Zeppelin in a condom, Sweedie”

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And this is who we are supposed to take fashion advice from? She looks absolutely awful in that outfit. So much for not eating for 48 hours, cold plunges and saunas. They ain’t working. She looks like a stuffed sausage.

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This is impressively unflattering. She looks really bottom heavy in this ensemble. Even her expression appears unhappy while she’s checking herself out in the monitor.

Since when is it a thing to wear leggings with a too-short shirt that doesn’t cover your hoo-ha? No one wants to see that!

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@heresthething , I see many young women wearing leggings with short tops. I don’t like it either.

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It’s one thing at the gym, or if one has the physique for it. Kerstin does not. She focuses all of her weight lifting and training on her upper body and abdomen when what she really needs is to tone down those beefy inner and outer thighs of hers.

Edited to add: Or better yet. Stop showing them to us.

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…but there are 17 colors in that Logo outfit.

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It can go with anything!

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Why is she wearing such tight pants next size up would b more flattering

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Today she is wearing white see thru, too tight, wrinkled WHITE pants. They pull at the knee and the crotch. She really is clueless as to how she looks. And now she is complaining she didn’t get to go to Vegas. Looking at her, she looks 50, though.

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I was going to say 70!

Maybe she can start a new line called …

over 70 and looking like shit!

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She looks much older than 50.

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Did they cut her hair with a weed wacker :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Are there beaches in Vegas?

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She’s looking pretty haggard. Must be exhausted covering all those shifts while all the others are in Vegas.

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Her weird stance suggests she believes that vacuum cleaner is a piece of exercise equipment, which makes sense from someone who is too busy planning vacations to do housework.

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Kerstin, trying to convince herself (and her audience) that she gets her self worth from “being productive.”

Nope. We’ve seen your Instagram, Kerthirsty. You get YOUR self worth from perverts and sexual deviants. Prove me wrong.

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And again, WHYYYYYYYYYYY are your pants so long?!?!

It looks absolutely beyond nonsensical. For someone who constantly body checks herself and poses in the mirror, does she not SEE how stupid she looks? Wearing talls does not make you appear tall, dumbass. It makes you appear sloppy, unkempt and stupid.

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She is 5’9" and has short stubby legs, long body and short legs. When she wears tall pants they are too long on her so she looks like a slob.

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I bet the ladies at her church are mocking and laughing about her behind her back because of how idiotic she looks. I know I would be, especially given how annoying and obnoxious she is.

Her poor kids must be constantly mortified by their mother’s behavior.

PS-Does she know that “sTrest” is a trademarked word, belonging to an actual company? I hope they find her and sue her within an inch of her life. Maybe I’ll let them know she’s stealing it from them, now.

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