Lol!! I was thinking of the Church Lady from SNL too. I just don’t get Kerheretic; she really does not act like the truly devoted Christians that I know. It is like a costume she puts on for affect, like Jim and Tammy Fay or Oral Roberts, the guy who cried and said God would call him home if he didn’t get millions of dollars. At least I think that was him — feel free to correct me if I am remembering the wrong person.
Corrected from Jimmy ‘I have sinned’ Swaggart to Oral Roberts.
And this is who we are supposed to take fashion advice from? She looks absolutely awful in that outfit. So much for not eating for 48 hours, cold plunges and saunas. They ain’t working. She looks like a stuffed sausage.
This is impressively unflattering. She looks really bottom heavy in this ensemble. Even her expression appears unhappy while she’s checking herself out in the monitor.
Since when is it a thing to wear leggings with a too-short shirt that doesn’t cover your hoo-ha? No one wants to see that!
It’s one thing at the gym, or if one has the physique for it. Kerstin does not. She focuses all of her weight lifting and training on her upper body and abdomen when what she really needs is to tone down those beefy inner and outer thighs of hers.
Edited to add: Or better yet. Stop showing them to us.
Today she is wearing white see thru, too tight, wrinkled WHITE pants. They pull at the knee and the crotch. She really is clueless as to how she looks. And now she is complaining she didn’t get to go to Vegas. Looking at her, she looks 50, though.
Her weird stance suggests she believes that vacuum cleaner is a piece of exercise equipment, which makes sense from someone who is too busy planning vacations to do housework.
And again, WHYYYYYYYYYYY are your pants so long?!?!
It looks absolutely beyond nonsensical. For someone who constantly body checks herself and poses in the mirror, does she not SEE how stupid she looks? Wearing talls does not make you appear tall, dumbass. It makes you appear sloppy, unkempt and stupid.
I bet the ladies at her church are mocking and laughing about her behind her back because of how idiotic she looks. I know I would be, especially given how annoying and obnoxious she is.
Her poor kids must be constantly mortified by their mother’s behavior.
PS-Does she know that “sTrest” is a trademarked word, belonging to an actual company? I hope they find her and sue her within an inch of her life. Maybe I’ll let them know she’s stealing it from them, now.